Just finished reading “Bachmannistan: Behind The Lines,” the latest gossip ‘novel’ about Congresswoman Michele Bachmann. All I can say is that the world is full of terrible people who capitalize on any opportunity to make a buck at someone else’s expense. I’m not typically this pessimistic, but wow. The book mocks evangelicals, as well as Bachmann’s family and congressional staff (sometimes by name), as well as Minnesotans and Iowans in general. At certain points referring to the “oddities” of the church-going members of Minnesota’s 6th district, calling Woodbury MN a “banal suburb,” mentioning the “inbred voters of Stearns County,” and claiming that “Minnesotans remain clueless.” The book is rife with typos, blatant factual errors, and lacks a point. All in all, it boils down to an angry toddler stamping their feet and pulling out all the insults they know in an attempt to dent a tin can with cooked peas.